Dogs Itching and Scratching.
My daughter wants a pet. Great, I said, let’s get a goldfish, but she said she couldn’t take the fish for a walk or pet it. I disagree but apparently, according to my wife and daughter I’m wrong. So it’s off to the pet store to find some little bundle of fur. I’m not a great fan of Dogs Itching and scratching in front of me. I don’t like dog hair all over my clothes and furniture and I don’t want something that needs to relieve themselves on my front lawn.
And who do you think gets to clean up their mess? My 5 year daughter who can barely keep herself clean or my executive wife whose idea of the camping is when we go to Hawaii and get a suite facing the beach. Can’t we just get a dogfish?
